Pixel art of Alice cycling a mountain road at dusk in the Swiss Alps, a red train winding up the valley

A QUEST BY JACKIE · CASEY · YAMI · ANDY

SAVE
ALICE

FROM SWITZERLAND

▶ PRESS START INSERT ONE (1) BOYFRIEND

LEVEL 1

THE SITUATION

ALICE'S FRIENDS

Alice is threatening to move to Switzerland. This cannot be tolerated. We think having a boyfriend would make her stay. We have decided to take matters into our own hands.
NEXT TRAIN TO ZÜRICH: BOARDING

LEVEL 2 · PLAYER 1

MEET ALICE

Pixel art portrait of Alice on her bike, grinning in sunglasses ◀ SELECTED
LV. 38★ LEGENDARY

ALICE

CLASS: BRAZILIAN-GERMAN MOUNTAIN PALADIN

AGE38
ORIGINBR / DE
LANGUAGES5
HABITATMountains
TYPEVery sporty
RELICOlympic torch
LANGUAGES5 / 5 SPOKEN
FITNESSFITTER THAN YOU
KINDNESSMAXED OUT
HUMORAWESOME
SOCK GAMEGREEN FLAG
TASTE IN MENCRITICAL

LEVEL 3 · SPECIAL ABILITIES

THE NICEST PERSON WE KNOW

CHARITY RUNNER

She runs a charity.

6AM

EARLY RISER

Has gotten up at 6am to help get our kids ready for school.

SURPRISE CHEF

Known to bring over groceries and cook us dinner.

TORCH BEARER

Once ran with the Olympic torch. Yes, really.

SHE IS ALSO VERY FUN

★
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKEDLoves dancing
★
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKEDAwesome sense of humor
★
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKEDGreat with kids & pets
★
RARE ACHIEVEMENTOur kids' favorite 'Aunt'

LEVEL 4 · SAVE FILES

PROOF OF ALICE

Alice running a race
SPEED RUN01
Alice smiling on a boat
SIDE QUEST: SEA02
Alice meditating on a tree stump in a forest
ZEN MODE03
Alice on her yellow road bike
MOUNT: BIKE04
Alice with a friend on a sunny path
PARTY MEMBER05
Alice holding up two bottles of wine
POTIONS x206
Alice taking a mirror selfie
SAVE POINT07

◀ SWIPE ▶

⚠ BUT...

A WILD PROBLEM APPEARS

Alice laughing with her face in her hand SHE KNOWS.

She has terrible taste in men.

TASTE IN MENHP LOW

The experiment has run its course.

We are taking over.

LEVEL 6 · NEW QUEST AVAILABLE

WANTED: PLAYER 2

Are you a single guy looking for a woman who is:

  • Adventurous
  • Hilarious
  • Caring
  • Independent
  • Athletic
  • Very cute

WE'VE FOUND HER!*

LEVEL 7 · READ BEFORE PLAYING

* CAVEATS

KNOWN ENEMYHas a weird aversion to balloons.

DIFFICULTY: HARDProbably fitter than you.

GREEN FLAGAlways has great socks.

TIME LIMITMay disappear to Switzerland if you don't lock this down soon.

NO BALLOONS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS WEBSITE. ALICE APPROVED THIS MESSAGE.

FINAL LEVEL

PLEASE DATE OUR FRIEND ALICE!

Think you're worthy? Slide into our inbox. We screen all applicants. Thoroughly.

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